Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 14, 2021

Nice jinx Boyd

Milford to lose 24-23. You read it here first.

By George he’s got it — NOT. #13 in background is nice touch.

P2 The fix is in as Vito’s EGS (exploding glove system) ensures that the ball deflects off Dallas’s hands for the interception so that Tevin will be blamed for choking without any suspicion of any unsavory influences on the outcome of the game

In all reality, Time to dust them ? Okay Mop get in there and dust them and let’s polish them off !

P1.5 Another voice on the sideline: “Shut up Spiller, you tool.”

P3 Tipped and intercepted, the Goshen defender humps the turf with enthusiasm as Pasty Tevin can only watch as the lump rides in his throat

P1- Break out the Endust.

P2- Gratuitous hand shot. Why pass when you can Ground Chuck Knox it?

P3- is Goshen’s field the size of a backyard? How did Tevin get in P3 after tossing the errant pass? And change skin pigmentation?

Isn’t Spiller a starter on the offensive line? What’s he doing on the bench? And where has Macy been?

P 1 for MUT: "….Riiicoloooooo….

See, the problem is they swapped the ball out for one of regulation size. Much harder to throw accurately.

Keep running the T-Wing, the quarterback’s clearly choking.

It looks like a giant football in P2, No wonder the gratuitous hand drawing couldn’t hold on.

Dallas George?? I least they didn’t show his face.

P-1: Call for Morris Phillips!

P-2: with his Football gloves in the laundry, DG foolishly wears Golf gloves. He can grip a club, but they can’t catch anything.

P2 he said, “fires” uh, huh, huh, uh, huh, huh, huh, uh, huh, huh, huh

This is another example of a choke? COME ON ALREADY, GIVE US SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE!

And speaking of making sense, Mopped Up Thorp sometimes does, but don’t count on it.

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The guy must have really hard fingers if the ball ricocheted back after hitting only the tip of his fingers. That’s not a tip, it’s more like swatting it back.

I see the problem. Tevin was playing well up until yesterday’s strip when he switched to being a Caucasian. Does he need to switch back?