Close to Home by John McPherson for October 05, 2021

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    eromlig  about 3 years ago

    At least he’s not talking about saliva filling up two bathtubs.

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    oldpine52  about 3 years ago

    I think that stairway is going to…well, not heaven.

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    KenseidenXL  about 3 years ago

    Now THAT’S a horrible thought….

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    nomad  about 3 years ago

    I hate to think of what happens when he gets to the guitar parts.

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    Wilde Bill  about 3 years ago

    She’s gonna be long gone by the time he gets to the organ solo in “Inna Gada da Vida”.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Yeah. That would definitely be high up on the list of unforgettable intros.

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    Baarorso  about 3 years ago

    I guess you could say that this particular blind date struck a sour note with Janet.;-D

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    stillfickled Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Bleeb, watch out for that drum thingy!

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    nosirrom  about 3 years ago

    Well that date went over like a lead balloon.

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    scpandich  about 3 years ago

    For my money, the Pat Boone cover of ’Stairway to Heaven" is the best version.

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    RobinHood  about 3 years ago

    More of a calamity that calliope.

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 3 years ago

    “Nothing sets a romantic mood like a glass of fine wine and some creepy circus music from a calliope.”

    … said every clown ever

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    Prey  about 3 years ago

    I think his stairway is going to be in a whole different direction!

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    Wirepuncher   about 3 years ago

    He’s a one man bland.

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    Totalloser Premium Member about 3 years ago

    remind me of the old days of the Far Side when I had to look up words to get the joke ie. Calliope

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Well, YEAH! She spilled her wine all over the poor guys couch. I mean really. How RUDE! After he goes through all that trouble. …tsk

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    Rayzor63  about 3 years ago

    This kinda stuff would have wishing for the everyday obnoxiousness of a piano accordion

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    Herd of Turtles  about 3 years ago

    The oreo seat is funny.

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    geese28  about 3 years ago

    Wow I’m amazed at how the car could sleep through this

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  about 3 years ago

    Oh come on, he’s a keeper!

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    comixbomix  about 3 years ago

    Now, a “deaf date” might have been okay.

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    Perkycat  about 3 years ago

    She should have held on to that wine glass better ~~ she’s going to need that wine!

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    cuzinron47  about 3 years ago

    And Dalcon is his spokes person.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Never have a blind date meet you at your home!

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    candor1230  about 3 years ago

    Is the cat hacking up a hairball?

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    Buckeye67  about 3 years ago

    Bleeb really needs to start hanging out with a better class of people.

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    dlaemmerhirt999  about 3 years ago

    Have you HEARD a real calliope though?!? The sound is AMAZING. “The Herschell Carrousel Factory Museum” has one a few minutes away from me in The City of Tonawanda and it’s MAGICAL!!!

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    christelisbetty  about 3 years ago

    For the second time in a week, a Milken reference.I can’t remember if the previous one was here.

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    Teddy bear Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Things can only get better.

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