Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 21, 2021

That show’s a dog!

Snoopy is here ?

Maybe yellow lines in the snow!

We all know reality shows are scripted!

If he went on script, it would get all soggy and smelly.

Thank God and greyhound. She’s gone.

Gung ho? More like ho hum.

Can’t be much worse than the reality shows currently on the tube.

Or for the vegan community…It’s rotten tomatoes are even smelly!

So, by the naming of his “show”, Bucky has acknowledged that he is a pet and, therefore, not the master of the apartment.

Wait! Did he just call Satchel a “dumb ho”?

Yeah, Bucky…what you trying to do, make this funny or something?

In a way, I admire Bucky. Demented and brain-scrambled as he is, unlike most cats, he is not content to lie around and do nothing. He always has some project on the go.

Nice subtle salute to the Royal Guardsmen. I like it.

“I’ve got the lawyers for Charles Schulz’s estate on line one, sir…”

What is, “What did the tortoise say when he saw Carles Darwin?”