Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 06, 2021

I’m sure her booty is just as beautiful as her face.

Marigold makes the best “I am horrified” faces.

“SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE… SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE. SHAKE HER BOOTY!”

Now imagine photographing Lord Splendid Humility not in a shrub or anywhere else.

Sounds like more sparkles come out the back end

Ah! So far from losing the plot, she knows exactly where it is. Good show, Phoebe!

“Trust me, Marigold. It’s your best side.”

And after all, today is Casual… Wednesday.

Bum bum-bum bum BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!

Horses can actually see behind them a bit, I would think Unicorns could too!

Marigold obviously prefers her beautiful face to her beautiful butt.

With Quarter Horses their big butt is their best feature.

My anaconda don’t— NO. I do hope she wins tho.

so she basically took a picture of Biden…

Well, if we want to play the sex appeal card for this…

Hasn’t Marigold always been proud of her magnificent hindquarters?

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I mean, I remember her telling a story of how she once stuck them out of a horse trailer.

Now we’re going to have a bunch of unicorns trying to one-up each other to see who has the most fab buttocks.

“Is my (term of choice) really that big?”

I’ve seen those pictures…