April 13, 2018
April 17, 2018
Much too late for “brown” nosing.
A half-baked idea
It’ll smell rank after a week or so!!!
Remember, 20 minutes for first time.
Just feed me to the lions in the zoo.
Put her on a slow burn.
what SPF does a corpse require…?
By the time the wake ends, she’ll be burnt to a crisp anyways…
It hardly matters anyway. You’re free now.
…maybe a nice flower bed!
Decimated. Close enough.
Read somewhere that being composted is now an option. Us gardeners could go for that one.
Would’ve been handy in the days of the pharaohs – especially if you could keep them plugged in for awhile.
I’m going with cremation and burial. :)
That’s going to kill your electric bill!!!
Don’t forget the tanning lines!
I want to be fossilized. According to my last body scan several parts of me have already started to calcify.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE over 3 years ago
Much too late for “brown” nosing.
C over 3 years ago
A half-baked idea
STEPUP over 3 years ago
It’ll smell rank after a week or so!!!
whahoppened over 3 years ago
Remember, 20 minutes for first time.
pcolli over 3 years ago
Just feed me to the lions in the zoo.
Doug K over 3 years ago
Put her on a slow burn.
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
what SPF does a corpse require…?
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
By the time the wake ends, she’ll be burnt to a crisp anyways…
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 3 years ago
It hardly matters anyway. You’re free now.
tee929 over 3 years ago
…maybe a nice flower bed!
russef over 3 years ago
Decimated. Close enough.
oldlady07 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Read somewhere that being composted is now an option. Us gardeners could go for that one.
WCraft over 3 years ago
Would’ve been handy in the days of the pharaohs – especially if you could keep them plugged in for awhile.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
I’m going with cremation and burial. :)
paranormal over 3 years ago
That’s going to kill your electric bill!!!
schaefer jim over 3 years ago
Don’t forget the tanning lines!
Zykoic over 3 years ago
I want to be fossilized. According to my last body scan several parts of me have already started to calcify.