Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 01, 2021

There are other ways you can pay missy.

I’ll make you a deal, darlin’…

Bartender, put it on my tab.

Money for nothing, and the chicks for free – Dire Straits

“After all, how do you think I got these beads I’m wearing?”

Nope! Next time, try for ‘easy.’

Apparently ‘adorable’ isn’t enough anymore. You have to be available too.

I know a gal who could walk into a bar, order a double double vodka and then ask the customers ‘Which of you assholes is paying for my drinks tonight?’ Never underestimate the power of a truly badass bitch!

You want it, you pay for it.

“Sorry, you’ve given yourself away too easily. You’re the Scarlet Claw and we have a strict policy of no freebies for villains from Universal Sherlock Holmes movies.”

“You are adorable. No free drinks. And don’t call me Shirley.”

You’ll pay for your drinks, and don’t call me Shirley,

I’m a little concerned that with those gloves she could be offering an unlicensed medical exam in the back room…..

Lordy, girl, strop your begging…

Ma’am please don’t call me Shirley!

She must be a Trump.

This is why you should have brought a date.

You’re also built like a brick SH but the maître doesn’t care. He’s just trying to make sure the checks are all paid, not trying to get into your pants.

I’ve known women that had no idea how much cocktails cost. One didn’t know how expensive cocaine was. She was fun for a very short time.

There ain’t no free meals on this planet. No free drinks either. Now go get back to work. There’s lotsa plates and cookwares to be cleaned. I didn’t gets you those rubber gloves for your fashion passions.

Just like Government goodies are ’free’’ Dear, and remember politicians are just like the guys at the bar and also expecting you to bend over.

My first thought was, "No, but I’ll buy you Breakfast, at Tiffany’s…

“Darlin’, it’s not the adorable ones that get the free drinks. it’s the S-”

You can have all the water you want.

The old cuteness discount!