Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 18, 2021

“Let me introduce you to this friend of mine. He’s a Count from Europe, sleeps during the day a lot.”

“I am falling into a deep s-l-e-e-p …”

P4 “44-20, scoreboard, get out of my face you big tool.”

Great team mates you have there Tevin, not one stepping up, getting in Guts’ face and keeping him in line. It’s clear there is no coaching presence and communication keeping a pulse on the locker room, except in the showers for loofah drills.

By the way Guts, how did your blocking grade out tonight? Did you choke and miss any assignments?

P5 “Hey Guts, no hard feelings, how about I buy you a burger at the Bucket? If we are all lucky you will choke on it.”

In all reality , T I’ve made an appointment for you to see see the Great Zambeasier Master of Hypnosis . He cured my neighbor Mr Yellowfingers of smoking and he’s cured me of my anger management issues .

P 4: “… and we’re goin on the doctor Phil show…”

This story is truly annoying….punch this kid out and move on already

The good news: Guts’ online “adventure” means the Internet has finally made it to Milford. The bad news: Guts’ online “adventure” means the Internet has finally made it to Milford. I can’t wait for future conspiracy theories and rabbit holes to explore. Not that Marty Moon isn’t some kind of reptilian space alien or anything.

P4- The girls on the volleyball team say Mrs. Thorp’s paddle is that long.

Nice teammate. Now there’s good-natured ribbing, which is one thing, and then there’s being an a-hole which is what’s going on here.

Well, at least when he’s clucking like a chicken on the 50 yard line, no one will be worried about his fumbling.

Call in The Great Svengarlic. “Walk out, out onto the flagpole.”

Let’s go back to the girl’s storyline already. Can only stand so much stupid.

A storyline straight out of “Gilligan’s Island” :|

You know R&W are in trouble when they have to tell us this storyline is Mesmerizing.

Someone’s ABOUT to get choked!

I was worried that this plot couldn’t get any stupider. Well it turns out I was way off! And speaking of way off, Mopped Up Thorp is typically way off the beaten path.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

I must have missed something, but where did the “Guts” nickname come from?

This strip is starting to hypnotize me.