The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 13, 2021

Brutus defeats madame 1- 0

Game, set, match to Brutus…..

You don’t need a horrorscope to tell you that.

Everyone that comes in contact with Mother Gargoyle will suffer emotional trauma — and more!!

(O _ O)

Brutus scores a three pointer.

Effortless score.

Sometimes Brutus is very blunt with her. His boss is very blunt with him and he comes home and takes it out on his MIL (not that she doesn’t deserve it).

SHE is an emotional trauma.

ZING! Good one Brutus!

imagine having a neighbor like gargoyle? when i was a child and teen,i had to live next door to a very mean and nasty woman.even towards children! her name was molitor.people called her the wicked witch of the east.one time she accused my mom of poisoning her cat.my mom is a very sweet,loving and caring person.

Mother Gargle either isn’t aware or doesn’t care how her abusive nature affect people around her, possibly both. Just a tad of narcissism in her character?

and they sometimes gives it right back too. :D

Even a horoscope is right at times. I just wish it would happen when it says that you’ll come into a pile of money.

Zing!

Good one, Brutus.

Chalk one up for Brutus

These two have a love-hate relationship. She tortures him, and he loves to send some zingers her way.

Could not have said it any better myself. I hope his medical and life insurance premiums are all paid up though……

El zing Brutus. Now hurry away – before “trauma” hits.

Call the Trauma Unit, ’cause you just been burned!

Mother Gargoyle reading her horriblescope.

I used to think those things were a bunch of hooey, but hers seems to be accurate.

Brutus and Mother Gargle have a love, hate relationship. They love it when they are far apart and hate it when they are together.

You’d think Mother Gargoyle would have learned her audience by now. Don’t hang that big juicy curveball to Brutus!

OH WOW!!

Brutus for the (temporary) win!

When Mother Gargle enters a room, the light quality automatically dims all by itself. She doesn’t notice, cause it happens everywhere she goes; she just thinks she has bad eyesight.