Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for October 12, 2021

I’m going to turn you into your father.

Some things he will likely say to women are that they shouldn’t show so much skin.

Opposite of the Geico commercials

GoSOX!

The smart move is to go into investment counselling, draw up a curriculum for major league rookies and make money teaching these instant millionaires to have their money and save or invest it for that time after they have been Theismanned because the days of a Bobby Bonilla type of contract are over.

What my Brewers need is resuscitation. Losing Devin was a blow but NOT a signal for the entire team, up to and including manager Craig Counsell, to roll over and play dead. Grrr

Bingo for cryin’ out loud? I’m 72 and that has never been my scene. Sounds more like this guy is going for changing him into his grandfather or great-grandfather.

Somebody’s been watching the Progressive commercials. I don’t know about you, but I find the Progressive and GEICO commercials annoying. I keep wishing that someone would squash that lizard. As for Flo, I can’t think of anything clean about her.

Jewelry and profuse ornaments are unmistakable evidence of the look a at me syndrome.