Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 12, 2021

Possibly a "crust"acean.

It’s murder, any way you slice it.

You don’t want to know what he did with the two missing pieces.

They were looking for the dough.

This must be the best crime. It’s sliced bread.

“Otto Frederick Rohwedder of Davenport, Iowa, United States, invented the first single loaf bread-slicing machine.” — Wikipedia

The gruesome crime scene continued at the toaster..

I see no evidence of a crime here.

They should have this all wrapped up in no time.

Bill. Naughty. Somebody’s been taking aaaaaaaacid.

This certainly been a crumby day….first the murder and then intent to toast the loaf.

Spread out! We’re looking for peanut butter or possibly mayonnaise.

No signs of a struggle, they must have caught him loafing.

“It’s all part of god’s plan; it’s what he was bred for”.

All of the above comments…:=) ;-))

Ho hum…just another ‘crusty old cop and his young sidekick’ TV show. There’s just NO originality on TV these days.

He’s toast!

Meanwhile, the other two are still loafing around.

Was seen earlier at the Pepperidge farm.

I wonder when he was last seen alive? Let’s ask the Pepperidge Farm man – I’ll bet he remembers!

We were going to call it “Bread Slicer” but that took up too much space on the marquee so we’re going with “Saw IX” instead.

But that’s the once great thing that all great things are compared to.

Could have been a yeast infection.

Had to come back to read all the puns since last night.