Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for November 13, 2021

Want to know what else is so real? Miles’ father finally getting to meet his favorite wrestler.

Well, that’s Bronch’s story and he’s going to stick with it. It’s weak but plausible.

I suppose this ends the mascot storyline, but I hope we get to hang around for his match and maybe get a surprise cameo waiting in the wings.

Says the guy whose profession is pretending to fight.

Unreal, man. Unreal. Must’ve been a real whiff…

Come on Broch! I don’t want nuthin’ bad happenin’ to Gene!

So basically, Gene was practically high.

Still doesn’t explain him running into Frenzy before he entered the storage room.

The whole mascot business is just a cover story, Gene. You were really captured by aliens.

Watch out. The mascots are hiding, waiting to get you alone. Broch may be in on it.

I was hoping for a more believable reason. Like aliens or something.

Better check in there for a Mani Mani Statue. ;-) ;-)

He did meet a mascot before the store room…strange things may be happening.

Fumes? But he clearly bumped into Frenzy Lafever BEFORE walking into the storage room!