Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 18, 2021

Followed by the sequel: “The Cucumber in the Room”.

With soundtrack by The Art Of Noise.

It was a double feature with “It Came from Hoover”.

Why “ANY LOUD NOISE”?

Lately the loudest noises in our house have been made by the cats

New kitten, 4 cats total, lots of chase games

The kitten hasn’t learned to stay off counters, tables and such

The adults are having so much fun they “forget” in the heat of the chase

Recoreded in super surround sound system.

Scaredy cats!

No dogs?

My kitty, Elsa, runs TOWARDS any loud noise, while Hazel runs for cover under a bed.

Yeah, that’s fun. One has to wonder, though, why they would go to see a movie by that name. They should have known better.

That was the sequel to The Can Opener.

All it takes is a microphone drop. :)

This is unheard of! No, wait—I was thinking of the all-mime production.

Which is why we started using an air horn to get the farm cats out of the shop!

Run for your nine lives!