Close to Home by John McPherson for October 14, 2021

Oh, that’s the one I should have gotten!

It’s dumb as all get out, but hey it attracts the girls.

There is a joke about a young man who was in the hospital and the day nurse told the night nurse that he liked birds because he had Swan tattooed on a certain body part. The night nurse responded that he was Canadian because when fully engorged it read Saskatchewan.

Does he have room for when they discover new elements? They may have to tattoo under the arms.

The ladies will be surprised how explosive his E=mc² tattoo is.

Women are attracted to a man who “understands” periods.

He’ only a geek periodically.

At least its a tattoo I can understand. What’s rare today? A sports figure without a tattoo.

Saw an athlete yesterday who refuses to get vaccinated. Judging by his tattoos he can’t be afraid of needles or infections from them.

“Want a closer look at my elements?” wink wink

He definitely got it to show off. Otherwise he would have had it printed upside-down so he could read it himself or “backwards” so he could read it in the mirror.

“Hey Sherlock, how do you explain his attraction?

“It’s elementary, my dear Watson.”

Seeing how many messed up tattoos I have seen, I wonder if all the info is correct.

Lets get Physics all. Physics all. I wanna get physics all, Let’s get into physics all. Let me hear your body talk. O.N-J.

Make no fun of .geeks! They rule the world…..

My iPad, less than a year old, and 55 days from an expired warranty, was acting up! the home button broke, the touch screen was off, and a few other “gone wrong” problems. Took it to an Apple store, and a GEEK, in about two minutes said it’s a manufacturing defect and I get a NEW IPAD! I was shocked! So here I am with my new iPad….and this time I bought the ins for 2 years…just in case! I’m a happy camper!

If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, you’ll probably have to barium.

—Dr. Dobie

The girl behind him sure seems fascinated by something. I’ll bet he has pi on his back to as many places as will fit.

This carton was Au-some!

And his buddy has a pocket protector tattooed on his chest so he can always feel complete

Ouch! I bet that hurt long and really bad!!!

Definitely not abs of Fe.

I’m guessing there were no needles involved, it was probably done with water colors. And judging by the bugs flying around in his hair, he doesn’t take baths to keep the water colors from washing off.

Sigh. Still no Po’Dawg???????????? :)

Looks more like a nerd tattoo to me. A geek would have gotten a reference to their favorite fandom universe, instead.

Beats a lot of them that l have seen on people’s bodies….

Certainly not a prison tattoo.

It is clear that there is real chemistry between the guy and the gal with glasses!

I read the comments hoping to read ideas for other geek tattoos but only came up with 2: PI and E=MC2.