Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 06, 2021

If your list is a catalogue of difficult to meet needs, It’s always best to start with the easy things.

You really should have an outrigger and a sharpened paddle, but hey, if you’ve already made your kill, mad props to you.

Let this be a lesson to cigar box jugglers everywhere.

you axed for it

Start with the one who organized this event.

… I don’t believe in having a bucket list…

…but I understand the need to have one…

…thy shall not kill is a small print type of commandment…

…unless told my the state it is ok…

…or to protect your 50" flat-screen…

…or because you believe your rights come before others…

…I’m not vegan…

…so animals are fair game…

…literally…

Buddy, the bucket list will have to be done up in a prison cell.

Extra points for checking them off at the same time.

Progress, against the obstructions of small minds, is the greatest victory!

Tippy Canoe and Tyler too?

As I was canoe surfing down the stream,

I met a man with a very weird dream

He asked if I would scratch his back

But instead he killed me with his axe!

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…as low as the boat is resting on the water it looks like he needs a bucket…

Ax shun speaks louder than words.

♪ “There’s a hole in my bucket list, dear Lisa, dear Lisa …”♫

Second canoe surfer from the left looks concerned about our bucket lister; they’re about to dive into the drink!

Gnarly Dude! But it would be easier to Shoot the Curl …!

(and don’t even think about Hanging Ten)

Tom A’Hawk and Dickie Bird gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily, life and death is but a dream.

That’s two big ones.

Chekov should have ducked.

Da Blog: Before the Apple wristwatch …!

The printers announced that the hatchet job was a flop.

I do like an axe murderer cool enough about it all to transition instantly to canoe surfing (whatever that may be). These Highly Competitive types have a real knack, something for us common frogfolk to admire from afar (close-ups might reveal identities, and murderers wouldn’t like that)….

Bucket, bucket, bo bucket, banana fanana fo…

fee, fi, fo, mucket

Journal of Comic Strip Coincidences—6 Oct 2021The Other End, Last Kiss: dick joke (the creator of Last Kiss, John Lustig, commented on the “weird timing”.)

I may be going to hell in a bucket, but at least I’m enjoying the ride..