The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 21, 2021

Refuse them…

It’s like saying, “Does a pound of iron weigh more than a pound of straw?”

I guess that Brutus forgot the “slang” definition of shrimp!! Besides, if you want your shrimp, of the “large” type, order the jumbo shrimp!! It will cost you more, though!!

/SHMIRK/

It’s the old joke: The food here is terrible! And such small portions!

Those aren’t shrimp, those are sea monkeys.

If you’re too young to know what those are Google it.

When one goes to certain types of establishments, you go more for the ambiance than the quality of the food. Any minute now I expect Vic Tayback to pop in and say, “Welcome to Mel’s Diner!”.

They don’t call them shrimp for nothing, but their taste is more of a reflection on the cook.

But the menu said they were ‘Shrimply Wonderful’.

he did ask for shrimp, so he shouldn’t complain that they’re so small. cause it’s shrimp. :)

At least Brutus isn’t eating them. Some people would eat it all, then demand a refund.

A diner isn’t going to have jumbo shrimp.

The waiter or chef is a smart a—s, simple as that!

The way commercial fishing treating the Oceans, Shrimp will be a memory, Maybe even most Fish, thus Seafood. Sad folks. Our world depends a lot on our Oceans. Take care.

Maybe he should inquire about that pot roast from a couple of days ago, it should be done by now.

Bru, you got to love that positive thinking.

Brutus doesn’t seem to be having much luck with the local eateries, so perhaps he should consider packing his lunch.

No the bad thing for you is that I will be eating somewhere else from now on ….

Chip tomorrow’s follow up should include George Carlin sitting at the counter and riffing on jumbo shrimp!

Pass…

That’s the tortellini not not shrimp.

Your tip will be even smaller.

it’s amazing that they try to prawn off such shrimpy shrimp…

“No one was ordering them when we had Sea Monkeys on the menu.”

Next time, Brutus, order prawns.