Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 21, 2021

This was Agnes’ final exam in math.

Where are the playing cards??

“Great Britain! Rice and Barley?” “Abraham Lincoln! Pike’s Peak! The Oregon Trail!”

5.23621

Almost never, I’m thinking.

Since she answered twice correctly, she should get very good marks.

2π

what’s the point of picking a number if there’s no prize…?

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I think Teach already has Agnes’ humber.

The higher the picked number, the higher the grade. Agnes should’ve stuck with twelve.

Into the Gorge of Eternal Peril, little girl.

A correct answer should merit something.

Just don’t ask her what is the meaning of life.

I picked two…or was it my nose??

I just want to know why the teacher wanted her to pick a number.