Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 22, 2021

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    eromlig  over 3 years ago

    Grand larceny? It was slightly above average at best.

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This one’s a Lou Lou.

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    So that pig was worth over $1000?

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Boutros Boutros Ghali Gee!

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    pschearer Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Do children still learn those nursery rhymes? Or have they gone the way of “Little Black Sambo” and cursive?

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    Tom Tom got caught because the Pig squealed on him.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ok, ok! We get it!

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    Herd of Turtles  over 3 years ago

    Heh heh.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    Poetic Justice for what Peter Peter did to his wife?

    … He put her in a pumpkin shell

    … They put him in a prison cell.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I had to look up “Tom, Tom the Piper’s Son.” Never seen it before. Together with “Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater” it reminded me that nursery rhymes can horrible.

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    Lablubber   over 3 years ago

    I laughed so hard I’m petered petered out.

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    WCraft  over 3 years ago

    Gee, I hope my cousin “John John” doesn’t ever end up there!

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    Mayor Snorkum  over 3 years ago

    Very clever, Leigh! Over in the women’s block, do they have Mary Mary, doing time for gardening without a permit?

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 3 years ago

    What did the Knave of Hearts get? Or Georgie Porgy?

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    Baucuva  over 3 years ago

    My my.

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    robolt  over 3 years ago

    Nursery crimes

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    jcwrocks69  over 3 years ago

    Dumb. Dumb.

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    bobgreenwade  over 3 years ago

    Hopefully they get periodic visits from Mary Mary. Or, probably not.

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