Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 14, 2021

It’s a pet door, and that’s why it doesn’t work for unicorns.

What’s wrong Marigold? Being a unicorn isn’t helping with this problem?

Has Marigold just eaten honey?

Fetch the camera first

How is Phoebe going to get grease, Marigold, when you’re blocking the door so she can get to the kitchen from which to get the grease you’re requesting?

Gonna swim the English Channel?

Take a picture, that’ s her best angle.

Sadly, the grease is on the other side of the door. Besides, she can just magic her way out.

And I thought she was sort of Phoebe’s pet!

Maybe a shrinking spell?

Hey. Isn’t that the last winner of the Marigold Heavenly Nostrils Award?

Let’s all play “Name that Butt!”

https://youtu.be/m2XYMl53eYo

I’m trying to recall if I ever saw a normal pet in Phoebe’s household, eg., dog, cat … no luck so far.

Can’t Marigold use magic?

As Marigold is all about her beauty most of the time, I wouldthink she would be adverse to grease messing up her coat, but as this is an emergency…. !

A nice, formal way of saying “I’m stuck!”

Isn’t Phoebe Marigold’s pet?

I thought unicorns could teleport.

Cue the bronies in 3… 2… 1…

“How about some buttah? A nice stick of buttah?”

Yeah Marigold, you better CYA pretty quick. They are talking butter!

It looks more like a unicorn trap. Or maybe a unicorn test: Those who attempt passage fail. Those who decline to attempt passage, pass.

“THEN GREASE ME UP WOMAN!” -Groundskeeper Willie

Marigold, it is a pet door, properly sized for dogs and cats. As a unicorn, you’re expected (so to speak) to use the regular door.

What happened to all that unicorn magic???

Phoebe looks totally CUTE in that outfit.

I just realized that snow has fallen. Does Marigold ever try to blend into it, or would she hate to hide her glory?

Quick Phoebe, take a video and post it on YouTube.

On Mythbusters they used “birthing lube” for organics caught in a tight fit.

Not just any grease-MARFAK!

Does this door make my butt look big?

Phoebe: I think we still have Crisco…