FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 21, 2021

Yeah, sure. And having the first comment on here will end world hunger.

I’m not entirely sure this would actually work out, even for an insignificant amount of calories. Stronger jaws would allow you to fully chew food in a shorter amount of time, but I suspect that would actually be more efficient and require fewer chewing calories per bite.

Today’s classic Sunday strip we’re missing:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2000/11/19

I wonder if Andy even knows how to make a normal pie. I shudder to think of her rhubarb and eggplant pie.

If Andy tries to be “healthy” with those pies I don’t think you’d want extras.

The old method was to chew everything 32 times.

Hey! At least in this strip, the parents listen to their kids. In many ‘families’ the children are just background noise.

Sounds like the flawed logic of the beer and ice cream diet.

Who’s the bigger fool here?

With Peter in the house, “bake a few extra pies” is always a good idea

Poor ol’ Dad is so gullible…

Obviously, Jason got his smarts through the mitochondrial DNA.

First panel: looks like the bar of soap from A Christmas Story.

Andy’s pies would probably be rhubarb without the strawberries. I’ll take the pecan and pumpkin. And the Nanaimo bars TYVM!!!

It’s not the chewing that ultimately ruins my Thanksgiving plans – it’s the storage area. That’s why I’m working on expanding it…

Dad all do is wear your jaw out so the kids can eat more.

ooo what kind of pie…:p