Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for October 29, 2021

Get it from “Sal A. Mander”.

Check Amazon Mario. I’m sure they have Eye of Newt in stock.

Whole olives would work. Black or green?

Yet another new low for Heathcliff—Relegated to the “bystander” role in his own strip.

Broomhilda would have made a great guest star for this comic.

It would be the logical choice after bats’ wings.

Prepare to be sued for false advertising, Mario.

No, no, Pizza stores is for Garfield. For Heathcliff it’s the MEAT stores!

The Gulch sisters are not happy. Check out the dust in their wake!!

Tapioca makes a good substitute.

I am sure they will have mushrooms you may enjoy

In the Greensboro, NC area, there was a pizza chain that advertised “exotic” toppings.

Choosy Witches Be Loco! (Hey, Pineapple On A Pizza Is Just As Disgusting As Eye Of Newt!)

Eye of newt is mustard seeds. The fib I heard was that herbalists would call common plants by unusual names to protect trade secrets.