Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 21, 2021

This one comes right to the point.

I wouldn’t operate one of those things these days without seeing a safety audit and a risk assessment and going on a 2 day training course at a 5 star resort.

Too generic. Should have used the ones for diapers with the little plastic duckies on the end.

…Walter Hunt fixed the strap of his lunchbox with a safety pin…

…lu c kily, he carried some of them in his luchbox…

…his button fell off his pants…

…so he used a safety pin…

…his dog had ripped off his name tag…

…another safety pin…

…sweet Jane’s mask string broke…

…safety pin…

…and her bra clasp popped…

…(don’t ask)…

…it was Walter’s honor to solve the problem…

…what God had joined together…

…Walter could keep together…

…except for the pin that kept opening up in his pocket…

…ouch!…

McGyver… what’s that smell?

Safety pin …..

To hold a diaper in place

To hold a waistband closed

To keep a hem up

To separate eyelashes

To jab an aggressive date

To keep it together…whatever it is that is separated.

At last…clarity from the CDC! Now, about that virus….

Where would we be without spring steel? Nowheresville? Mudville? Paducah?

Do people still pin each other?

This kind of reminds me of Wendy Northcutt and the Darwin Awards … and how stupid can maim and/or kill you …!

Safety is our motto and our name.

There ain’t no cure for the stupids. (Old Jungle Saying)

I saved a guys life once with a safety pin.

Tough to shoot with a rubber band when they’re closed.

Fabulous fibula words of wisdom.

But, fear not! They’re really pretty safe if used as intended. To be sure, that does not account for invincibly stupid users….