Strange Brew by John Deering for November 02, 2021

Ixnay on the aseballbay…

THAT is going to work well. Heck we can’t even agree whether its “Football” or “Soccer”.

Hope they’re game for it…

I don’t know Mr. Rickles, calling them “hockey pucks” might not go over well.

Let us go and seek out the Great Umpire so that he may sweep off the home plate of understanding between our peoples.

Try, “Let’s Go Brandon.”

If ever Brandon greets aliens (no, not the illegal ones, they are very common here now) they will know him out of the park.

I HATE SPORTS taking over everything!

All day, all night, nothing on but SPORTS!

It’s sickening!

thinking that man needs a good probing

Well that’s a grand slam dunk or a 7-10 split end.

Gonna tell them to steal home?

And he will be like “Elway vs the 49ers in Superb Owl XXIV.”

They’re in a league of their own.

Are you kidding me? This. May. Be. Huge!!!

That effort will strike out…and he’ll probably get sacked.

Try explaining how it’s only OK to inflict pain on others for money.

“You fellas really went deep (space) on that one! I bet you put it in the (black) hole! You’re all lucky we didn’t throw a long bomb at you when you landed.”

I think he dropped the ball on this.

Why always green? It’s still over 110 days till St. Pats.

I don’t know why, but to me this is hilarious.

in what way is this funny?

Darmok at Tenagra. Shaka, when the walls fell.