Close to Home by John McPherson for November 03, 2021

Jack of Janitorial, Earl of HR, Prince of Purchasing and the popular Viscount of Accounting!

Earl of Sandwich – cafeteria staff

Be careful, Bleeb; Dalcon looks read to crown someone.

But we don’t pay them more than a peasant.

No matter the “title”, hows their performance on the job?

That’s pretty much what they used to do with us IT guys. I ended up with Database Ding Dong once. That ended when the Database went down hard once.

I want to be the:

Supreme Allied Commander in Charge of Titular Titles

The return of the feudal system has been coming for decades. Like France before the revolution, the church and the nobility don’t pay taxes.

Yes, we promote 20% of our associates , new title same crap work

The czar of the Switchboard

Stick with the Head Honcho, Bleeb! That’ll make Dalcon Hesitate…

Domain Major Domo.

Their webmaster is the Duke of URL.

It’s not that different from a “Drug Tsar”.

I think Dalcon is lying in wait for Bleeb thinking he will come over for some undercover work with the Queen Collation.

Dalcon has the title of chief bootlicker.

Before all the handouts a paycheck used to do the trick.

“Permanent Latrine Orderly” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

(No Time for Sergeants)

Pope of Pricing? Pharaoh of Phield Sales? (Grand) Wizard of the Washroom?

Again? There needs to be an Orthodontist of Oral Communications.

And what does the president actually do?

Funny how chinless overbites proliferate here.What about the Duke of Dunnies?