Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 20, 2021

See, never lend your car to non-members

I understand Einstein had issues with basic math. Maybe blinkers are that guy’s Achilles heel, so to speak. Who’s the smart guy now, smart guy?

Over-compensating for the arrogant slobs who never use turn signals at all.

Probably drives with the brights on, too, and is oblivious.

Figures…

He might be hard of hearing. If the blinker didn’t turn off automatically, as in when changing lanes or the turn wasn’t too sharp, my husband couldn’t hear it & was watching the road etc, not the blinker signal. If I was with him, I’d tell him, but I’m sure there were many times when he was alone, it would be on until the next time he used it.

He’s a blinking idiot.

probably talking and texting on the smart phone.

the club must have some low standards or something…

i did,t know they lived in florida

Whenever I see this, I always think…YOU MISSED YOUR TURN!

My car sends me an alert if my blinker is on for a long time.

didn’t say he was smart, just a high IQ……..

I allowed my Mensa membership to expire after I saw up-close the monumental stupiditues of which only genius is capable.

I used to have a bumper sticker that read “I may be slow, but I’m ahead of you!”.

See ‘The Duplex’ for more dumb ways people try to appear smart.

an IQ has nothing to do with seeing the blinker go on and off on the dash or hearing the clicking noise it makes.

We need self-driving cars. Too many monkeys behind the wheel.

I’m an inactive member of that club you allude to. While active I met some strange, imbalanced people—OCDs, social misfits, political crackpots, and especially people with atrocious table manners (puke). High IQ in and of itself isn’t the only personality marker.

Anyone foolish enough to brag about how smart they are, isn’t nearly as bright as they think.