Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 12, 2021

He can learn words, as long as they are the words he wants to learn.

“Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read.” -Mitch Hedberg

Bryson Elementary should have a Starbucks. Or maybe I’m being presumptuous.

Tru dat!

I learned the lesson in college: Never take a test on a full bladder.

Because I like coffee, I limit intake to 2 cups a day in am and pm and vary the mix. Too many clone cups lead one to the wonder why nothing tastes good anymore desert.

There are 2 cups on the desk. Wonder if she limits the number of sips per class until breaks?

I find it hard to believe that Caulfield failed a vocabulary test. I figured he would ace Reading Comprehension tests while adamantly refusing to read whatever was actually assigned.

Caulfield? Flunked? Ni modo. (No way)

Proportionally, his body and bladder would be much smaller than theirs for trying to hold the same volume of any liquid. Now that’s science and math.

Fun fact: coffee isn’t a true diuretic; it’s a bladder irritant. It doesn’t change the volume of urine excreted in a given period of time, only the frequency of urination.

Adults have a bigger bladder.

“Not reading books is proof of a lack of loneliness” -Osamu Dazai.