Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 09, 2021

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    wjones  almost 3 years ago

    If it’s that good tell mev how you make it.

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    rshive  almost 3 years ago

    But it’s the zot that counts.

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    Earthling Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Oo oo, me next!

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    Sanspareil  almost 3 years ago

    So generally, the king can jail people for corny jokes??

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Keurig the Wizard

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    dcdete.  almost 3 years ago

    Do they still make instant coffee in these days after the invention of the coffee maker machine? Gosh, I haven’t noticed a jar at the grocery store in some 15 or 20 years!

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    sandpiper  almost 3 years ago

    During my service time in the 1950’s, coffee was often one of the best and most dependable chow line items. The rest depended on the cooks’ moods, which could be a bit iffy at times.

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    jagedlo  almost 3 years ago

    Also, be grateful that you didn’t have to go to some coffee place where they charge you outrageous sums for a small cup!

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    DavidPlatt  almost 3 years ago

    But did he bother to say “Sanka you”? No. he did not.

    People these days just don’t appreciate the traditional social graces.

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    Malph  almost 3 years ago

    A Dadzard joke!

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    sarah413 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    New instant Chase and Sanborn

    Has what’s been missing

    Missing in your instant coffee

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    geese28  almost 3 years ago

    Instant coffee is life and death. Difference between happy coworker and one that acts like a T-Rex in the morning

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Good “instant” coffee? Magic indeed. High sorcery, that. Gimme some..

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Ew! The worst idea ever! Instant coffee is wretched.

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    Cincoflex  almost 3 years ago

    Star-Zotz!

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    christelisbetty  almost 3 years ago

    Happy Birthday——-The Wizard of Id

    November 9, 1964

    The Wizard of Id comic strip premieres.

    https://www.ThisDayTrivia.com/trivia/november-9?f=The-Wizard-of-Id#The-Wizard-of-Id

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    Goat from PBS  almost 3 years ago

    Yeah, corny puns are for Pearls Before Swine characters.

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  almost 3 years ago

    A good way to avoid jail…do good work.

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    Troglodyte  almost 3 years ago

    Zot’s the way ( ah ha, ah ha) I like it (ah ha, ah ha)!

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    stamps  almost 3 years ago

    But did it have his name written in the foam?

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    Vandy  almost 3 years ago

    Attempting to jail a wizard seems like a very bad idea … That is how you end up a rabbit in the middle of a camp of hungry soldiers.

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    rshive  almost 3 years ago

    Wiz’ wand doesn’t usually work that well.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Trust me, I’ve seen a LOT cornier on GoComics. That one wasn’t bad.

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    weirdme Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Zap it up to business!

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    Lightpainter  almost 3 years ago

    It is a little known fact that Wiz’s last name is Starbuck.

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