Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 07, 2021

There goes the neighbourhood…again.

There goes the ghost’s room.

Or ON the house.

Gary always wanted a skylight.

And to top it off….seriously?

You could have gone to the neighboring houses for wood, Leopold.

I find this hard to believe. The real Leo would have used Gary’s coffin.

Seems like the noise would have attracted your attention, Gary. Unless you were in your casket, of course. Then nothing attracts your attention.

Next year home in the burbs is gone.

The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! We don’t need no water…

Not very forward thinking, Leopold.

Leopold! You don’t devour your own house! This kind of Self-Abuse is even more likely to make you go blind than the other!