Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 17, 2021

Putin pie.

Maybe the turkey is checking airline schedules for a getaway. Because we all know that turkeys can’t fly….

Dam you, Autocorrect!

And this is why I do NOT have Autocorrect!

Cranberry Saws is --?

Cranberry Sauce

Corn on the cop.

How about some candid yams.

Punk in pie….

Old joke:

Why was the U.N. involved when the waiter dropped the turkey platter? Because it meant the fall of Turkey, the spread of Greece and the breaking up of China.

Bearded guy doesn’t look happy. Maybe it’s the wrong size.

I would have saved this strip until next week.

I think it would be great to have or bring some small saws to put on the Thanksgiving table

… and then to be able to say, “Oh that’s the cranberry saws.”

Stuffing, Gobble, Cranberry Sauce, Thanksgiving

I’ll be Pumpin’ Pie into my mouth, that’s for sure.

Brown turkey and gray vee.

Cornflicting info. Bring pumpkin dye.

Sorry, funny though it may be, I gotta argue with that last one, since “thanksgiving” is a real word, but “thongsgiving” isn’t.

howard would be happy about thongsgiving…