Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 19, 2021

Not sure Fireball agrees with that. Not sure I do either.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo

It’s not going to be deadly. Only tortuous but filling.

At least the re-activated fearless TNT is on his way to help.

Cold Eggo. Uuuuugh. Is there any syrup for it? Butter? Coffee?!?

Eweeee!!! cold Eggo, leggo!!!

ka-pop tart

The beating Rip will dish out to SKULL and everyone else involved in kidnapping his wife and daughter will be indescribable. To us, I mean. To Dan, it must be describable.

Yeah, that’s messed up. What happened to the fiery chicks who used to dive headfirst into danger? :)

I guess motherhood changed, her. Not sure what Cobra’s reasoning is, unless she really wants to get back to her latest “boy toy.”

A cold, Eggo?! YOU KA-MONSTERS!!

Ka-YUK!

A cold Eggo, YUCKKO! That’s worse torture than yesterday’s suggestion of a bowl of cold, plain oatmeal. Ka-hang-in-there, Rip!

Who doesn’t believe Rip’s mom might be behind this whole scheme, in order to be reinstated at Skull? Remember, Dr. Pain has always drawn Rip’s family in at the worst times.

So, it begins… First, a cold Eggo. Next, a frozen vegetable Hot Pocket.

These guys must really want Rip to kill them, or something…

A cold Eggo? KA-ICK!

Sheesh, talk about suicidal. They might as well be asking Rip to beat them to a pulp.