The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 19, 2021

Incaredible.

Also, No Quiche!

I’ll never forget what happened at Macho Grande.

“I left my heart in Machu Picchu.

High on a hill, it falls from me…."

Finally, we’ve left San Francisco.

“Latte Da !”

they were actually searching for macho pikachu…

Jimmy Durante did the theme song for this; Inca Dinca Do.

I’ve been to Lost City, Oklahoma.

And, there’s no crying in baseball

The guy on the right don’t know squat.

And you can only communicate by grunting.

No, I don’t think I’ll ever be over Macho Grande.

No one wants to admit it, but they had lots of baseball there.

Did they have a YMCA?

Shouldn’t The Village People had discovered it first?

AaaAhahahahahahahahahah

Wait’ll they find the lost city of Macchu Pikachu. It’ll be electrifying.

To get there, just take a left at Lake Titty-Caca.

It’s continued on the back, “And open access to your heart area appreciated. No insurance necessary.”

Not to be confused with Macho Pikachu, which is a VERY different thing. (Sorry about that, Max)

Gesundheit!

Jimmy Durante’s cameo appearance in It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad World. The money is buried under a big W.

And sandals with white socks.

And NO QUICHE!