The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 20, 2021

She looks odd without her broomstick

Typical of a sour mother-in-law.

I see that Mother Gargoyle is getting into the “Christmas Spirit” a little early this year!! Bless her heart!!

/SHMIRK/

Now we know she’s getting old. She has forgotten what she hasn’t told him.

Set ’em up and knock ’em down.

That’ s the way he rolls.

Or the way he roles.

But then again, she hasn’t told him he’s a terrible role model for Wilberforce either. I would count that as a win.

He’s a better role model than you you old battle ax.

Brutus should set her ugly hair on fire (or cram her nose into an electric pencil sharpener).

at least he is a model at least.

What a nasty old lady. I predict coal in her Christmas stocking.

Is she coming for Thanksgiving dinner?

Did she move on to her own comic strip? Broom Hilda?

Mother Gargle fails to see that Brutus is a perfect role model FATHER. One who is home with his family at nights, not boozing or with some floozy losing his money, or fighting with his wife Gladys. He loves his family and care about others. He has morals that world has moved away from. Wilberforce has a family and stability not a broken unit where any different men play his father role. Kudos Brutus. Stay like you are. Old soul. We need more of your types.

The Demoness got you again. You will never learn will you……..

Brutus your Gargoyle Radar needs some fine tuning.

He hasn’t been told she’s staying for Christmas.

She is one mean, nasty, very, very, unhappy woman. She likes to share her feelings of hate with everyone. Her insides are very dark. I wonder what awful things happened in her life to cause so much negativity?

Brutus walked into that one, eyes wide open, and mind a blank.

Why would the subject come up? Oh yeah, so she could pull the rug out from under him.

But, oh so often, it’s evident what sort of role model Mother Gargle was for Gladys…(umm…it’s not a compliment – and I just realized: Gladys Gargle!!! Ah, alliteration, there is thy sting).

ba dum tss

I wish Mother Gargle and Hurricane Hattie would go take a long cruise somewhere, far, far away.

Saw THAT one coming!