Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 03, 2021

I’d like to know too.

At the age of mumble, mumble…..

I like to know why the hair left the top of my head and started growing quickly from my nose and ears.

Please pass the eye bleach to me!

Around the age of gray hairs?

No use long-ing for the good ol’ days, Aunty.

I swear it’s selective gravity. It’s why I want to retire in Luna City.

About the same time you went from 105 to 205 pounds.

It’s the cankle effect.

Reason number 78 why I am glad I am not a girl.

I will not argue. A good girl is a good girl no matter what they look like. I would be happy with a simple female as long as they are nice!!!

Right around 60 I think.

Somewhere after 50 but before 70.

We kimosabi?

I swear – they’re following me, taking photos of me in my underwear.