Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 23, 2021

And stay cool, don’t lose your head.

No more guessing after Thursday!!

Sage advice.

Don’t worry, I got it covered. We’re using Stove Top Stuffing instead!

It’s too bad that “filling up or not filling up” on bread is likely not going to be their choice.

Guard your giblets.

Is stuffing bread?

And hope the Great Turkey arrives in time to convince everyone to eat pizza.

Don’t go sticking your neck out for anyone in the next few days…..

Cute turkeys. Ha ha!

Plus, quit playing the drums.

You’re safe to come to my house. I don’t like turkey OR stuffing. But, bring a pie with you or you don’t get in.

“Start hanging out with vegans.”

Perhaps your feathers will protect you. I hear they have “pluck”.

You won’t leave any room for tiramisu.

OK, cornbread it is then.

Might be the “best dressed” turkey come Thursday!

That turkey is going to be rare or well done.

He’s already done the medium.