Oh deer. (sorry. I’ll leave quietly)
Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
Not one single piece be omitted
Snowed in and how funky and strong is his fight
It doesn’t matter ‘cause it’s reindeer feast night
“Donner Party. Table for eight.”
LOL!
One has to beware of rare man-eating talking deer.
A dinner invite for the Donner party. Hmmmm. Find out what the men-you is.
Even he isn’t big enough to feed all of them. There’s gonna be a Blitzen-krieg.
sommelier I would suggest a pairing with cocoa.
Ew..don’t give in to deer pressure.
Well, I’ll bet he doesn’t taste like chicken. Cookies, maybe; but not chicken.
I thought they could fly? Santa run out of ‘magic dust’?
You’re flying reindeer, so fly outta there without the big guy…
Good one Whammond!
Beware of SCSE (Santa Clause Spongiform Encephalopathy … aka Mad Santa Disease) …!
your joke should have read “It’s the Donder party”
No, no, it’s Donder! As in Donder und Blitzen (thunder and lightning in German).
Reindeer are herbivores, but it’s not their fault.
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Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
angelolady Premium Member about 3 years ago
Oh deer. (sorry. I’ll leave quietly)
in-dubio-pro-rainbow about 3 years ago
Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
Not one single piece be omitted
Snowed in and how funky and strong is his fight
It doesn’t matter ‘cause it’s reindeer feast night
Doug K about 3 years ago
“Donner Party. Table for eight.”
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
LOL!
Gent about 3 years ago
One has to beware of rare man-eating talking deer.
julie.mason1 Premium Member about 3 years ago
A dinner invite for the Donner party. Hmmmm. Find out what the men-you is.
gammaguy about 3 years ago
Even he isn’t big enough to feed all of them. There’s gonna be a Blitzen-krieg.
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member about 3 years ago
sommelier I would suggest a pairing with cocoa.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 years ago
Ew..don’t give in to deer pressure.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Well, I’ll bet he doesn’t taste like chicken. Cookies, maybe; but not chicken.
formathe about 3 years ago
I thought they could fly? Santa run out of ‘magic dust’?
paranormal about 3 years ago
You’re flying reindeer, so fly outta there without the big guy…
schaefer jim about 3 years ago
Good one Whammond!
Howard'sMyHero about 3 years ago
Beware of SCSE (Santa Clause Spongiform Encephalopathy … aka Mad Santa Disease) …!
Christopher Peckham Premium Member about 3 years ago
your joke should have read “It’s the Donder party”
ekke about 3 years ago
No, no, it’s Donder! As in Donder und Blitzen (thunder and lightning in German).
Buckeye67 about 3 years ago
Reindeer are herbivores, but it’s not their fault.