Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 02, 2022

Air head.

Yeah, whatever! I flow with the wind.

I can’t recall how many times I have purchased a used car simply because they had a “wind man” on the lot…

Happy, functional, and harmless; it’s not a disorder.

But doc, I like to wave and dance around!

Could also be a congenital thing – no spine.

Just ignore him, he´s full of hot air!

My neighbor has one of those to scare the crows away from her garden.

In other words, you have an inflated ego.

That guy has a history of always switching employers. I can’t tell you how many different car dealerships I’ve seen where he is working!

Sometimes they look like their movements are kind of real.

With an inflated opinion of himself.

…Karen…

“Fun” fact for the day:The “tube man”/“sky dancer” was originally created for the 1996 Olympics.

Personally, I prefer to call them, “wiggle man”, but that’s not exactly an ideal search term!

He must be on Facebook.