Half Full by Maria Scrivan for November 23, 2021

Where are the mashed potatoes and gravy?

And the brussels sprouts?

Non Alcoholic pie chart.

I’m going to replace “Disagreeable Relatives” with a new category, “More Pie, and maybe Cake.”

Feed the tofurkey to the disagreeable relatives, so they’ll leave

My holidays have gotten so much better since I cut my relatives out of them….. Best move ever..

Out of all of those, I only like the pie. Works for me!

Went No Contact with my disagreeable relatives years ago. It’s bliss.

A little slice for watching football.

Then again my holidays are very very quiet and alone except for the guy that lives upstairs and complains all the time. :-( I hope all of you have some happy times this holiday season,

I volunteer to work that day. Nobody else wants to. Extra pay. Usually have a tuna sandwich at some point during the day.

Don’t forget the Bears and Lions game. I’ve been watching that clash since I was knee high to Bart Starr.

Where’s the mash potatoes?

I’d prefer that the red slice be a little smaller…or at least smother it in whipped cream…

You saying they get cannibalized?

I’ll trade the yams for more stuffing. And the relatives. And the cranberries.

I love me some cranberries!

Forgot the antacids.