Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 29, 2021

My cat teaches classes in all of those subjects.

He just bored indoors. Nothing to hunt, no mates to seek, no fresh air, no tress to climb… Poor cat. No wonder he go crazy.

Feliney’s felonies

Not feline fine? Watcha expect? Better Cat used to it!

Guilty on all counts.

That’s no “accident,” that’s an “on-purpose.”

With 4 cats we need CSI, on a daily basis

Disorderly conduct? How else is a cat supposed to conduct itself when it gets up on a table, desk, or countertop?

It’s not the carrying of the concealed weapons that’s the problem.

It’s when the weapons come out and are used.

I nearly choked on coffee when I read the last one!

No ‘Destruction of Property’?

Clawdia is guilty of furder.

I see a life sentence in the pound for the last panel

You do realize this last panel proves he’s involved in organized crime? It’s a racket with the vacuum cleaner manufacturers. They pay him to shed all over the place.

Indeed. The Sherriffur should be notified.

Yep, I can totally relate.