Agnes by Tony Cochran for November 30, 2021

She called her a pile of pea gravel because she didn’t want to insult sloths.

Pea gravel is very stylish in this trailer court.

Alright… PINK pea gravel!

Pea flows right through pea gravel.

Gotta say … Trout knows how to bring the snark.

As cute as a pea in a pile of pods.

Bet the snake in the grass thinks so..

That’s more hectic than a pile of asphalt

I don’t think Trout is real. She is Agnes’s negative thoughts.

Pea gravel is da Bomb: makes weeding a breeze! Also, isn’t Agnes a little old for imaginary friends?

As Sherriff Andy Taylor would say, “You’ll be the prettiest goldang pile of pea gravel what they is.”

Very…..

Aren’t all piles of pea gravel cute??

Oddly enough, Agnes, the answer is yes.