They have these at all the casinos where tour busses by the dozen unload geezers to blow their Social Security checks and their children’s inheritance. “Ooooo, Gladys, they’ve got a new Buffalo machine.”
One of the funniest moments of my life this year was when I first visited the ATM machine at the bank—after the lockdown unlocked. . .I had forgotten my pin number, couldn’t remember how to use the machine, and had to have a teller come out and show me how. . .HTG, I thought I had Alzheimer’s—usually do everything on line or with a credit card. . .ditto with the gas pumps. . .
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
One possibility: you have a balance. The other possibility: you don’t.
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago
They have these at all the casinos where tour busses by the dozen unload geezers to blow their Social Security checks and their children’s inheritance. “Ooooo, Gladys, they’ve got a new Buffalo machine.”
uniquename almost 3 years ago
The bank is obviously confused. It can’t make heads or tails of it.
1953Baby almost 3 years ago
One of the funniest moments of my life this year was when I first visited the ATM machine at the bank—after the lockdown unlocked. . .I had forgotten my pin number, couldn’t remember how to use the machine, and had to have a teller come out and show me how. . .HTG, I thought I had Alzheimer’s—usually do everything on line or with a credit card. . .ditto with the gas pumps. . .
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The auto-teller look hungover there! (NO, don’t look for it to start coughing up 20s!!)
Steverino Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I wonder what other denominations it spits out: Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Hindu?
diskus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Sometimes it laughs at you as well
garysmigs almost 3 years ago
I remember finding out you needed a balance to get money…
adulting isn’t as fun as your dream!
StephenHoyt almost 3 years ago
I hope the banks get ATM that can do that so you can choose that way by the time they put Harriet Tubman’s picture on the $20 bill!
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It still bothers me when my car starts relating gossip about all the other cars on the block. Nobody likes an auto-teller!
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
funny!
Karptaz almost 3 years ago
I remember the first ATM’s used to dispense more than just 20’s.