Close to Home by John McPherson for November 29, 2021

Looking sharp my man. Even Bleeb approves. I think.

…And she kept him away from the Dentist too.

When 2 colorblind people marry.

nothing like a nice outfit and that is nothing like a nice outfit!

Looking at him, why would she not want another woman to kidnap him…for keeps.

That outfit is so LOUD you’d need to wear earplugs around Jason! ;D

I’ve got speres that jingle, jangle, jingle …

That’s one very supportive wife.

And later at the banquet I got in an argument with Jason ’cause he wore the same as me!

The spurs are going to be especially appealing on the dance floor.

She spurred him on and he was none the wiser…one thing, though! Next time he needs a pocket on his shirt with a plastic pocket protector.

Watch out for those spurs, Bleeb!

Jason must be Jon arbuckle’s college roommate

He must be a plugger.

Don’t squat with yer spurs on.

What? I don’t get it. Are the spurs to much??

Right out of ZZTops “Sharp dressed man”. Just needs a beard and cowboy hat.

Could be a golfer!

I wonder who dressed him when he caught her eye? His mom, I guess.

“I’m telling you that opposing plaids work… I’ve been wearin’ ‘em for years! Now the spurs… that’s just bling, but it’s a nice touch! All she’s doin’ is turning him into a chick magnet!”

— Said every Nerd ever.

He’s got spurs that jingle jangle.

But…whyever would Marlene want to???

Haha, that’s funny! My husband was a snazzy dresser! He didn’t need my help with it! But I never worried about him, we only had hearts for each other!

God no, a real Coca Cola Cowboy!

Him being color blind doesn’t hurt either…

Other than the cowboy boots, he looks like my former F-I-L on the golf course.

Of course the price she must pay is being accompanied by someone everybody thinks is a complete bozo.

So there was a method to her madness.

That must be one of them fun house mirrors.

But it seems there is always one that will luv the outfit.

Unless they see him as a “fixer-upper”