Close to Home by John McPherson for December 02, 2021

Bleeb was going to enjoy a round of golf. Now i’m not so sure.

What’s your handicap, Bleeb?

at least it’s not the poop emoji!

Never remove your golf gear from the car and feign an urgent errand. Oh, turn off phone…..

Sometimes the rear bumper of the car looks like her shoe!

You got to admit, a pretty good likeness of him.

He needs to start panicking if she shows the emoji where the face has an X for each eye and points at him

Her hubby still prefers to answer the old fashioned way, with finger digits!

The emoticon he sees when he returns will not look quite as pleasant as this.

Sometimes just words do not suffice.

And ever since their communication has been improving. He never has to say Shut up Lori or Would you just tell me what you want.

Bleeb going golfing, or hiding in the bag

Emoticons are basically the hieroglyphics of this age, just not a classy as the old days. When you have to hammer an emoticon into stone to be seen for a thousand years, you probably want to make it cool.

It’s nice to see that Bleeb made it back from the moon.

What’s the problem? I’ll be back in 6 or 7 hours, maybe.

Well, I don’t recognize that emoji, so I don’t think it exists yet. So, we should probably name it ourselves… I was thinking maybe:

Weird-yellow-bug eyed-arched brows-smiling-emoji-but-the-smile-has-the-McPherson-signature-cartoon-overbite-and-dots-for-a-nose-since-no-other-smiley-face-emoji-has-a-nose-Emoji.

But that seems a little long!

The husband show the emoticons of the guy walking with the smoke coming out behind him to show how much he does NOT care

Better worry though when she has sharp implements in her hands instead of emojis…..

How do those work over the telephone???

Reliant or dependent?

So go Putt—you Putz.

WHERE’S THE BLEEB EMOTICON?

The literacy and numeracy of the current generation is shot.Why? (Anti)social media and c4ap curriculum a d teaching policies ( not necessarily teachers)