Can you at least get them to stop playing The Ants Go Marching One By One all day long?
wait til the band starts playing!
♪♫ Bring-ing in the fleas… bring-ing in the fleas…
we shall eat all win-ter, bring-ing in the fleeeeas! ♪♫
Salvation Army treated as a pest? I don’t think so!
To paraphrase Johnny Depp ; F@$ king Bells !
Did the ants tell you to apologize for being white?
KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!!!
maybe if you give ‘em a buck they’ll go away…
Just tell ‘em you’re gay – they’ll leave quick.
I had a problem with Red Army ants. They kept Russian around.
Let us spray for them during this holy season.
If they are as woke as the real Salvation Army, I hope nobody donates.
Spray anyway.
give em clothes they’ll go away
No salvation for them.
Not much difference.
https://youtu.be/M2tyW-68iik
Did they bring free coffee?
They came marching down the alley like a troop of queen’s marines
Just playing “Hallelujah” on their brass and tambourines
But the harlots, whores, and bitches wouldn’t let them sing alone
They had the place in stitches with a chorus of their own:
“Sing halleLUjah! Sing halleLUjah!
Put a nickel on the drum, save another drunken bum.
Sing halleLUjah! Sing halleLUjah!
Put a nickel on the drum and you’ll be saved."
(There’s more, but you get the general idea.)
This retired AT&T (Ameritech, et. al.) did this as part of a Logo recognition program, and in Wisconsin froze my butkus.
Thats almost as funny as me walking by the real ones and giving them nothing. I’b be repenting is why.
A brief scene from Nathan Detroit’s retirement years.
At first he thought it might be Salivation Army Ants, but the nest is far too dry.
Bilan over 2 years ago
Can you at least get them to stop playing The Ants Go Marching One By One all day long?
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
wait til the band starts playing!
Dirty Dragon over 2 years ago
♪♫ Bring-ing in the fleas… bring-ing in the fleas…
we shall eat all win-ter, bring-ing in the fleeeeas! ♪♫
whahoppened over 2 years ago
Salvation Army treated as a pest? I don’t think so!
iggyman over 2 years ago
scote1379 Premium Member over 2 years ago
To paraphrase Johnny Depp ; F@$ king Bells !
MayCauseBurns over 2 years ago
Did the ants tell you to apologize for being white?
KenseidenXL over 2 years ago
KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!!!
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
maybe if you give ‘em a buck they’ll go away…
paul over 2 years ago
Just tell ‘em you’re gay – they’ll leave quick.
gammaguy over 2 years ago
I had a problem with Red Army ants. They kept Russian around.
Jeffin Premium Member over 2 years ago
Let us spray for them during this holy season.
jth over 2 years ago
If they are as woke as the real Salvation Army, I hope nobody donates.
Alverant over 2 years ago
Spray anyway.
d.amason2029 over 2 years ago
give em clothes they’ll go away
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
No salvation for them.
AtomicForce91 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Not much difference.
Cozmik Cowboy over 2 years ago
https://youtu.be/M2tyW-68iik
Lablubber over 2 years ago
Did they bring free coffee?
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago
They came marching down the alley like a troop of queen’s marines
Just playing “Hallelujah” on their brass and tambourines
But the harlots, whores, and bitches wouldn’t let them sing alone
They had the place in stitches with a chorus of their own:
“Sing halleLUjah! Sing halleLUjah!
Put a nickel on the drum, save another drunken bum.
Sing halleLUjah! Sing halleLUjah!
Put a nickel on the drum and you’ll be saved."
(There’s more, but you get the general idea.)
zeexenon over 2 years ago
This retired AT&T (Ameritech, et. al.) did this as part of a Logo recognition program, and in Wisconsin froze my butkus.
ImaPayne over 2 years ago
Thats almost as funny as me walking by the real ones and giving them nothing. I’b be repenting is why.
Boise Ed Premium Member over 2 years ago
A brief scene from Nathan Detroit’s retirement years.
Daeder over 2 years ago
At first he thought it might be Salivation Army Ants, but the nest is far too dry.