The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 07, 2021

Can you at least get them to stop playing The Ants Go Marching One By One all day long?

wait til the band starts playing!

♪♫ Bring-ing in the fleas… bring-ing in the fleas…

we shall eat all win-ter, bring-ing in the fleeeeas! ♪♫

Salvation Army treated as a pest? I don’t think so!

To paraphrase Johnny Depp ; F@$ king Bells !

Did the ants tell you to apologize for being white?

KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!!!

maybe if you give ‘em a buck they’ll go away…

Just tell ‘em you’re gay – they’ll leave quick.

I had a problem with Red Army ants. They kept Russian around.

Let us spray for them during this holy season.

If they are as woke as the real Salvation Army, I hope nobody donates.

Spray anyway.

give em clothes they’ll go away

No salvation for them.

Not much difference.

https://youtu.be/M2tyW-68iik

Did they bring free coffee?

They came marching down the alley like a troop of queen’s marines

Just playing “Hallelujah” on their brass and tambourines

But the harlots, whores, and bitches wouldn’t let them sing alone

They had the place in stitches with a chorus of their own:

“Sing halleLUjah! Sing halleLUjah!

Put a nickel on the drum, save another drunken bum.

Sing halleLUjah! Sing halleLUjah!

Put a nickel on the drum and you’ll be saved."

(There’s more, but you get the general idea.)

This retired AT&T (Ameritech, et. al.) did this as part of a Logo recognition program, and in Wisconsin froze my butkus.

Thats almost as funny as me walking by the real ones and giving them nothing. I’b be repenting is why.

A brief scene from Nathan Detroit’s retirement years.

At first he thought it might be Salivation Army Ants, but the nest is far too dry.