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In the Spring of 1970 (I think), my mother received a shock when a deer crashed through her classroom window. She was the second grade teacher in a village in Upstate NY.
As the bleeding deer ran around the classroom, slipping on the tile floors, Mother somehow managed to get her pupils out into the hall without injury.
The fire department came, cornered the animal, tied it up, and passed it back through the broken window. The deer was too badly injured to even think of saving it — it was going to bleed to death in a little while anyways — so the state trooper “made it quick”.
Mother later showed me where there had been a whole pool of deer blood right behind her desk, and the classroom globe, which had a couple of small holes from flying shards of glass.
“Hello tow truck company? My house has a flat. Can you come out and change it?”“A flat what?”“Flat tire”“Yeah right. And let me guess it’s in the middle of the road?” “Yes it is. Please hurry”Stupid crank caller. Like I’m going to believe that story."
Years ago, there was an old style hardware store in the town where I worked and they sold John Deere parts; even had a sign in the window advertising as such. A deer jumped through their plate glass window, too. Made the news due to the coincidence of the event.
In 1999, a woman watching TV heard some crashes in her house. She opened the door to her room, and saw a deer had broken into the house, and was in the hallway. It was especially startling because she had been watching Animal Farm.
True story – BION – back in the 1950’s my Great Aunt and her husband sold a home in Boone Iowa to an oil company (think gas station) that sold the house but not the land. A reputable house moving company was hired to move the house to a new location, but just as the house reached the intersection of the town’s main street and the state highway the house began coming apart. They had to demolish the house right there where it sat, which took close to a week. It was one of those big old two story houses with an attic which had already required removing power and phone lines. The city fathers weren’t too happy.
The business next to the store where I worked had a deer jump through the large plate glass window. Fortunately, it was after hours and the deer managed to get back out. Luckily there was a security camera that caught the action.
Article solving the mystery of the abandoned mobile home: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/photos-man-arrested-for-abandoning-mobile-home-in-middle-of-missouri-road/ar-AAQcyo4
Copy-&-Paste over 3 years ago
That deer’s a ‘Pane in the Glass’
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
What is the shoe size of someone who is 71.88 centimeters high?
wjones over 3 years ago
I think I know someone that was 27.3 inches tall.
egadi'mnotclad over 3 years ago
Why do I always check out Ripley whenever I read the comix?
therese_callahan2002 over 3 years ago
Oh deer! What can the matter be?
dlasher over 3 years ago
In the Spring of 1970 (I think), my mother received a shock when a deer crashed through her classroom window. She was the second grade teacher in a village in Upstate NY.
As the bleeding deer ran around the classroom, slipping on the tile floors, Mother somehow managed to get her pupils out into the hall without injury.
The fire department came, cornered the animal, tied it up, and passed it back through the broken window. The deer was too badly injured to even think of saving it — it was going to bleed to death in a little while anyways — so the state trooper “made it quick”.
Mother later showed me where there had been a whole pool of deer blood right behind her desk, and the classroom globe, which had a couple of small holes from flying shards of glass.
The Pro from Dover over 3 years ago
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
Caldonia over 3 years ago
Moving can be such a stressful life event…
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well, it wasn’t mobile anymore.
Take care, may undocumented giant Alfonso “It’s Me Who Regulates The Ozone Layer” Beltranord be with you, and gesundheit.
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
“Hello tow truck company? My house has a flat. Can you come out and change it?”“A flat what?”“Flat tire”“Yeah right. And let me guess it’s in the middle of the road?” “Yes it is. Please hurry”Stupid crank caller. Like I’m going to believe that story."
mindjob over 3 years ago
If I lived in rural Missouri I’d abandon my trailer too
WCraft over 3 years ago
Years ago, there was an old style hardware store in the town where I worked and they sold John Deere parts; even had a sign in the window advertising as such. A deer jumped through their plate glass window, too. Made the news due to the coincidence of the event.
dv1093 over 3 years ago
I’d like to know the back story on that mobile home.
Jogger2 over 3 years ago
In 1999, a woman watching TV heard some crashes in her house. She opened the door to her room, and saw a deer had broken into the house, and was in the hallway. It was especially startling because she had been watching Animal Farm.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 3 years ago
True story – BION – back in the 1950’s my Great Aunt and her husband sold a home in Boone Iowa to an oil company (think gas station) that sold the house but not the land. A reputable house moving company was hired to move the house to a new location, but just as the house reached the intersection of the town’s main street and the state highway the house began coming apart. They had to demolish the house right there where it sat, which took close to a week. It was one of those big old two story houses with an attic which had already required removing power and phone lines. The city fathers weren’t too happy.
Cathy P. over 3 years ago
The business next to the store where I worked had a deer jump through the large plate glass window. Fortunately, it was after hours and the deer managed to get back out. Luckily there was a security camera that caught the action.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Article solving the mystery of the abandoned mobile home: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/photos-man-arrested-for-abandoning-mobile-home-in-middle-of-missouri-road/ar-AAQcyo4