Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 14, 2022

“Gunorrhea”.

Some days it’s hit-and-miss…

Drawbacks of Italian restaurants

You’d think they could wait until after dessert.

I hope the lasagna is better than the hit.

The hit that wasn’t a hit since it missed.

Usually if you send a dish back, the cook just spits on it…

Drop the gun, Take the cannoli…

I told you not to try to order in Italian…

“Since we didn’t order it, there’s no charge. And we don’t have to tip extra.”

Always sit facing the door…he should have taken the deal….

He did. The waiter is a really bad shot…

Well, I did say the lasagna was to die for.

At least the Maitre’D didn’t have to tape that gun behind the toilet and risk getting the place a bad health department rating. He looks like a shoulder holster kind of guy.

Very clever take on the ‘ordering a hit’ persona.

I wouldn’t be at all surprised if something very much like this happened in the old Horwath’s restaurant in Elmwood Park, Illinois, back in the day.

That could happen if eat at Godfather’s.

I’ll have what she’s having.

I don’t know. To me, it looks like an accident.

they’re getting a bang for their buck…

Wow, full-service Italian restaurant!

Nice reflexes.