Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 24, 2021

Is the window grey from the shutters or from the breath of a very large creature!?

Citafied and ready for rabies in a shot glass.

Clearly they’ve been listening to fox news…

Again? This is why you don’t throw tater tots onto the lawn.

A window on our world. I shutter to think of it. What a pane.

A raccoon keeps attacking my birdfeeder – does that count?

Objects—woodland creatures included—are closer than they appear.

Yes. Yes we are.

Right now, the turkeys are whipping up rebellion and inciting ducks and chickens to riot. It’s either the streets today, or the dinner table tomorrow! “CRY FOWL AND RELEASE THE DOGS OF WAR!!”

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL ON FA!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, Teresa!

We all love you!

Yikes! I can’t stop picturing South Park’s Christmas Critters.

Beware of the hound of the frog pond!

Shutter shutter who’s yer mutter …?

I find the mad ones make for the best hand puppets.

Woodland creatures aren’t cute and cuddly; they are brutes with sharp teeth that eat their own young.

I don’t blame the creatures for getting mad.

On the first day of Frogsmas, the resplendent cartoonist gave to me

A spork

On the second day of Frogmas

the resplendent cartoonist gave to me,

Two mincemeat pies and a spork to eat them with…..

Like, donning camo and drilling with their paramilitary buddies mad, or flash-mobbing Nordstrom’s mad?

Sounds like the Miskatonic Basin.

3 Mocking Frogs, 2 mince pies, and a spork hanging from a pear tree.

I wouldn’t dream of opening the shutters! They help provide privacy from the lurking voyeurs, and they help keep out the blistering heat during summer.

Or at least these things were true of my frequent overseas locale. Back in the USA I don’t even have shutters….