Herman by Jim Unger for December 17, 2021

Not at all pushy

Sorry lady, the full “Monty” happens to be the next strip on my list.

You sit in the waiting room forever, then you wait in the exam room forever, then the doctor comes in and the exam is over in five minutes.

Would be even funnier if it was the naked man saying it.

Is her name Karen by any chance?

She told the naked truth.

You’re next here lady. Go ahead and get your clothes off while I finish with this guy…

Ummmm…did I interrupt something ?

Get back, Karen!

For my previous doctor I’d schedule appointments for 8:00 am when the office opened. When he’d finally see me at 11:30 or later he’d wonder why my blood pressure was high.My current doctors see me within 15 minutes of my appointments. Much better.

I always told my mom that we shouldn’t complain when we have to wait. That’s why they call us “patients”. ;-) Just bring a book with you.

He can use the big finger he was going to examine him with to examine her, too.

“Strip and sit over there until I finish with him and the next three.”

He was right in the middle of a colonoscopy

OK Karen,just leave……

Definitely not ‘patient’.

Not far from the truth!

That’s her hen-pecked husband hiding behind the doctor. She doesn’t drive, and there’s a big sale going on across town. No hurry up!!!

She: “You make me skinny”

He: “And you make me fatty”