Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for December 15, 2021

Male pattern blindness. They get it in the kitchen really badly.

The years of nagging have taken their toll

Oh, here it is, by the toilet!

If one’s mind actually filled in all those blank spots, one would never get anything done.

We had a remote that came with a beeper and a sticky back button. Stick the button to the TV and press it when you can’t find the remote. Every other evening or so, the remote would start beeping, so I assumed one of my neighbors had the same remote. The remote died and we tossed it, but every so often, I would push the button stuck to the TV just to show the neighbors I still had my button…

If my wife would just put it back where it belongs or even in the same spot every time, I would not have to go looking for it.

Murphey’s law dictates that whatever you are looking for is either behind or under something else.

A second set of eyeballs can always help.

I once spent about an hour looking at a printout of my code to find a bug. I finally showed it to a coworker who pointed out, within 3 seconds, where the error was.

We have the opposite issue in this house……………..and it’s bad.

Moms ghost, If she can’t find it she just says out loud “Trapper, where is my damn remote?” She will then find it a few moments later.

It’s easy in my house. It’s always on the floor next to the table where I keep it. I have cats!

In our house it’s not eyes that find it, it’s ovaries.

It’s kind of an Oedipal, issue, Mom used to locate the missing objects.

Ha-ha. Now, woman, go into the garage and find a spirit level. Not so easy, is it?

Well I’ve puzzled over today’s strip and I’ve read through the comments yet I’m still moderately confused.

Men have those? Another thing my mother never told me.

I heard they got a divorce. He took her advice, and then she accused him of being a woman-eyes-er? :D

I know she’s out of favour, but Rosanne said that woman must have location devices in their wombs, and that’s why men couldn’t find anything.

It should have been sitting on the arm of the chair…

If he uses his “woman eyes” and finds the remote, does that make him a “womaneyezer?”

It’s right where you left it!

Why do you always find it the last place you look? : )

Is she saying he’s a woman-eyes-er?

Men can’t find their ass with 2 hands.