Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 22, 2021

Oh Noooo!!! Anything but that!

And while they are catapulting they shout: “Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!”

What a waste of fruitcake!

I told the king he should have gone for the fruitcake rated stones when he built the castle.

For a change, the soldiers will be caked in cake…instead of blood and sweat!

With all that rum and brandy, will they light them on fire before they send them off?

And once it reaches critical mass

It can be regifted straight to Santa’s ass!

fruitcakes should be eaten warm….’nuff said

Yup… there goes Ted Cruz! And Andrew Clyde! And Greg Abbott! And…

A well dried fruit cake makes excellent fuel.

There goes the walls

They’re just re-gifting.

Now a funny toon!

Don’t worries. I’ll eats em all and saves you.

Obviously, they’ve boned up on weapons of warfare.

Before or after they use cows and peasants?

I like fruitcake.

CMD – Cakes of mass destruction.