Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 04, 2022

Umm… the fitness center, dance studio, food court also require heating.

Worship online?

Does that mean that Covid was prophecied?

Curious what the worship experience was like on a 1996 website.

The hot air generates all heat necessary

QAF had the lads worshipping regularly at the fitness center.

As most gods and goddesses are supposed to reside somewhere in the sky, it’s only appropriate that one worships in the Cloud …

The irony of this today is that now most houses of worship have been forced to have online worship.

Sounds a bit like Liberty University, Lynchburg. In 1994 they were a small University. Today they are a huge University with massive online participation. Jerrry Falwell created one huge cash register, or golden calf depending how you want to look at it. Seems naked to me, no paradox.

Local used car salesman became a minister. Preaches “Trumpism” to put it in a nutshell. Bought a $3,000,000 resort to hold services. You gotta love it!

Uh oh. What kind of car does he drive? I know he has to be driving to get out to the hanger of his private jet. You know, for those spiritual retreats to the Caribbean.

food court?

You would think that all that hot air from the pulpit would be more than enough!

Long held beliefs are now confirmed, religion is all about the money.

If it doesn’t have mineral springs, I’m not going

Ever notice that Rev Sloan and Rick Redfern are basically the same person with different noses?

Ouch!

Anyone hear where all that money walled up in Joel Osteen’s palace of worship’s bathroom came from?

Where’s the jet(s) parked?

He didn’t know how timely this would be.

Liberals and God go together like Cranberry Sauce and Milk. Just curdles in your mouth.

As a theologian, former President Jimmy Carter warned against two types of churchrs— those that were all worship and no service to the poor and community, and those that are just social service organizations devoid of meaningful spiritual input.