Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 04, 2021

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 3 years ago

    Twitch the loin and turn on all the lady’s hump and pump. Boing the Big O undead girls.

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    davidob  almost 3 years ago

    So that’s what they meant by that old Jerry Lewis flick, “Boeing, Boeing”. It’ll fly.

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 3 years ago

    This really BLOWS my Mind…

    Oh ya, BLOWS my running nose too.

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    davidob  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t blow the running joke, please.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Ain’t she per-tty! ?Yeah, right!

    With her hair in a bun and her fine lace collar, her ski-jump nose, she sure looks like a Bob Hope wannabe ….

    Arsenic and old Lace….

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 3 years ago

    That be nose runny, and Sam’s Club member?

    Buying bulk Nasal Tissued Supply?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    When they become caricatures of people, then you know they are the undead.

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    INGSOC   almost 3 years ago

    we aim to please, will you aim too please

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    coltish1  almost 3 years ago

    Her image adorns the cover of the training manual. The authors used it to try to make sure people would open it in a hurry to get to the points inside. They’re still running tests to see if it works.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    …I stopped watching TWD when it became too comically easy to kill a zombie with a blow to the head…

    …knives never bounced off skulls…

    …a wound to the lower jaw would work…

    …these things are the undead, right?…

    …nothing can stop them …

    …but pierce their nose and they crumble?…

    …what’s next?!?…

    …frogs applauding?…

    …Charlie Brown kicking the winning field goal against Georgia?…

    …peace on Earth good will towards men? …

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    Kaputnik  almost 3 years ago

    Aw, come on. Give the undead a break.

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 3 years ago

    Court Marshall

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    From The Department of Blog Complaints

    Division of Please Do Better

    The caption said, “Doors,” but also there was not 1 but 2 chairs.

    Please Do Better

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    Sun  almost 3 years ago

    ^It’s on an emotional trollercoaster.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Striding in, as though with a purpose, came the Village Clerk, to stop before Amy’s desk and stand awaiting attention, an aura of wounded impatience flitting about the room at the level of his eyebrows. Saving her work quickly, then looking up, she was unsurprised to see nothing pleasant at all. “Is there something wrong with your nose?” Not one for manners or tact, aside from demanding it of others, this was his opening of the day’s communications. “No. Everything is quite normal,” Amy lied. “Oh, well it just stuck me odd, then. Will you have those population reports ready soon?” “Yes,” she replied, "I’ve just now saved them and will email them to the council immediately.

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    6turtle9  almost 3 years ago

    Take a break,

    Aim to reframe.

    Embrace your destiny of lame.

    — Frida’s tips and tidings

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    Ninette  almost 3 years ago

    Sock it to me?

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    …just don’t use the word ,‘Jap’ when in a WW II adventure when a Japanese Zero is gunning for you…

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 3 years ago

    Overslept yesterday … just waking up today …

    where am I …?

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 3 years ago

    Zombies are SO PULSATING..

    SATURDAYS

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    Radish...   almost 3 years ago

    This is from Sun’s comments, anyone can see he is a political idiot and a fruit loop.

    about 23 hours ago on Clay BennettRemove every un-American Totalitarian Democrat Communist politician from office before they force their puppet Puppet Biden any further destruction to America.

    3 days ago on Michael Ramirez@cwg – Marxist Disciple Democrat braindead’s obsession with Trump is disturbing, braindead ought to seek professional help.

    6 days ago on Bob GorrellBanning travel is absolutely fine, but only when double standard Marxist Disciple Democrats say that it is absolutely fine when Puppet Biden enforces restrictions on travel.

    6 days ago on Matt DaviesPuppet Biden’s obsolete agenda is a lost cause.

    7 days ago on Al Goodwyn Editorial Cartoons@opspecial – I’m not so sure how rorie figures it’s numbers, but rorie said, ‘For 4 years, we lived in a developing dictatorship.’ In reality, Puppet Biden hadn’t been in office for 4 years, but approaching one year. Puppet Biden’s development of a full fledged Totalitarian Dictatorship Rule still has three more years to go; minus a second term, hopefully. Puppet Biden’s Totalitarian Dictatorship Rule has ruined America in less than one year, and it’ll take awhile for America to be repaired.

    8 days ago on Al Goodwyn Editorial CartoonsFail Fumble Wreck Pander Ruin Botch Blunder, each of these items is what Puppet Biden takes pride of accomplishing, and Puppet Biden isn’t even half way through his term. Things are bound to only get worse under Puppet Biden’s totalitarian dictatorship rule.

    8 days ago on Steve BreenPuppet Biden has put China, Russia and the rest of the world first before America as America suffers economically.

    8 days ago on Steve BensonThis editorial certainly represents Leftists at it’s most disgusting.

    8 days ago on Steve KelleyPuppet Biden should be in an asylum, he is completely insane.

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    To be blunt (one of my specialties), she is awfully ugly and could indeed profit from some cranial aeration whether by gunshot or by big blunt [yet again] force trauma!

    Her zombiehood may be in question, but the advice remains valid nonetheless….

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 3 years ago

    And remember, Double Tap.

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